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Reply With QuoteI've always wondered what happens if you butter a cat's back and then drop it.... Hrmmm.... might be time to go full scale... Here kitty kitty....Originally Posted by Underground
If you'd been eating blueberries (which I have) and got ambushed by a bear (very unlikely), would it eat your head first because you had berry breath?
That guy, he said I should be oblong and have my knees removed. But I don't trust him, he plays the banjo.
I've always wondered what happens if you butter a cat's back and then drop it.... Hrmmm.... might be time to go full scale... Here kitty kitty....
I'd think that the bear would go for the smell of salt in the sweat first.... its going to want meat over berries.
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
What if you come across a roadblock manned by ninjas and they have your female relatives hostage and are threatening to kill them if you don't surrender?
See you on the bounce
I throw blueberries at them and the bear eats them?
That guy, he said I should be oblong and have my knees removed. But I don't trust him, he plays the banjo.
How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
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Not mine, but it's a favorite.
Why do they call it taking a dump? Aren't you actually leaving a dump?
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