If you'd been eating blueberries (which I have) and got ambushed by a bear (very unlikely), would it eat your head first because you had berry breath?
That guy, he said I should be oblong and have my knees removed. But I don't trust him, he plays the banjo.
I'd think that the bear would go for the smell of salt in the sweat first.... its going to want meat over berries.
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
What if you come across a roadblock manned by ninjas and they have your female relatives hostage and are threatening to kill them if you don't surrender?
See you on the bounce
How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
"Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Not mine, but it's a favorite.
Why do they call it taking a dump? Aren't you actually leaving a dump?
If time is money, is an ATM really a time machine?
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Sponges live in the ocean.... Just think how deep it would be if they didn't.
When Mad Max comes... I'll be waiting !!!