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    Weird crap I think of

    If you'd been eating blueberries (which I have) and got ambushed by a bear (very unlikely), would it eat your head first because you had berry breath?



    That guy, he said I should be oblong and have my knees removed. But I don't trust him, he plays the banjo.

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    Re: Weird crap I think of

    Quote Originally Posted by Underground View Post
    If you'd been eating blueberries (which I have) and got ambushed by a bear (very unlikely), would it eat your head first because you had berry breath?
    I've always wondered what happens if you butter a cat's back and then drop it.... Hrmmm.... might be time to go full scale... Here kitty kitty....

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    I'd think that the bear would go for the smell of salt in the sweat first.... its going to want meat over berries.

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    Why do my feet smell and my nose run?

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    What if you come across a roadblock manned by ninjas and they have your female relatives hostage and are threatening to kill them if you don't surrender?
    See you on the bounce

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    Re: Weird crap I think of

    Quote Originally Posted by Soap View Post
    What if you come across a roadblock manned by ninjas and they have your female relatives hostage and are threatening to kill them if you don't surrender?
    I throw blueberries at them and the bear eats them?



    That guy, he said I should be oblong and have my knees removed. But I don't trust him, he plays the banjo.

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    How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
    "Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Not mine, but it's a favorite.

    Why do they call it taking a dump? Aren't you actually leaving a dump?

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    Sponges live in the ocean.... Just think how deep it would be if they didn't.
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