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    Perfectly true. But I think you'd be surprised at how many would be willing to....

    Let you in on a little secret: Based on incriminating statements made by both buddies and numerous women I've known over the years, most men are lousy in the sack. The primary reason that men tag women as being uninterested in sex, is because so many men don't seem to understand that the point of sex is to please your partner, not yourself.

    I've known numerous attractive women over the years who have said they would be willing to pay for a great evening of heavy breathing: They wouldn't have to pretend to be interested in the playoffs, wouldn't have to sleep in the wet spot afterwards and they might actually enjoy themselves <g>

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    It's amazing that so many people are apparently so bad at something so simple. I suspect it's because they think sex is primarily a physical act when it's really just the opposite. If you THINK something is attractive, sexy or arousing then it is.

    And it works both ways too, I've known some women that couldn't have been sensual if their life depended on it. Attitude and approach counts for a LOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underground View Post
    It's amazing that so many people are apparently so bad at something so simple. I suspect it's because they think sex is primarily a physical act when it's really just the opposite. If you THINK something is attractive, sexy or arousing then it is.

    And it works both ways too, I've known some women that couldn't have been sensual if their life depended on it. Attitude and approach counts for a LOT.

    [b]Aviation analogy to arousal
    Men: push glider off cliff
    Women: prep shuttle for launch
    Luckily, I had just finished my cereal when I read the last part of your post <g> Damn good thing, too. THAT's a hoot.

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    Aviation analogy to arousal
    Men: push glider off cliff
    Women: prep shuttle for launch
    Nice, but at the other end of arrousal there is:

    MAN: A glider soaring once or twice and ploping in a field.
    WOMAN: Saturn V going to the moon, baby!

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    Re: The Man Rules

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    The wise philosopher Charlie Sheen once said "I don't pay a hooker for sex, I pay her to shut up afterward"
    If he was any good, they'd pay HIM for it.

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    Women don't pay guys for sex, well at least the young good looking ones don't.
    Perfectly true. But I think you'd be surprised at how many would be willing to....

    Let you in on a little secret: Based on incriminating statements made by both buddies and numerous women I've known over the years, most men are lousy in the sack. The primary reason that men tag women as being uninterested in sex, is because so many men don't seem to understand that the point of sex is to please your partner, not yourself.

    I've known numerous attractive women over the years who have said they would be willing to pay for a great evening of heavy breathing: They wouldn't have to pretend to be interested in the playoffs, wouldn't have to sleep in the wet spot afterwards and they might actually enjoy themselves <g>

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    Ok.... I have the answer to the greatest mystery of alllllll time.....

    How do you get woman to ORGASIM???

    Who cares!!!!!!!

    I am going the "SPECIAL HELL" for that one......... ;D
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    No idea, but for diamonds, gold, shoes or chocolate they'll fake one!
    Semper in excremento sum, solum profunditas mutat. 'Always in the shit, only the depth varies'

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    Re: The Man Rules

    I am married and committed to one so I can leave this thread now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dredd View Post
    Ok.... I have the answer to the greatest mystery of alllllll time.....

    How do you get woman to ORGASIM???

    Who cares!!!!!!!

    I am going the "SPECIAL HELL" for that one......... ;D
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