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    Gun Forum Rules to new members

    Knowing the Forum rules in Gun Forums can help make your experience a pleasant one:

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    1) Kiss Ass all the posters who have 2000 posts and above -
    The regular members are ultra sensitive and expect an ass kissin from everyone.

    2) Kiss Ass all Forum Sponsors -
    Forum Sponsors can do no wrong, and you will never hear bad things about forum sponsors. If you try to start a thread talking bad about a forum sponsor, expect a bannage.

    3) Don't challenge the Fanbois -
    60% of all the posts are fanboi posts with ZERO substance. If you try to tell the fanbois they have no substance in their post expect a bannage.

    4) Mods are God -
    The Mods are on the same level as God, and they can do no wrong. They are wise men here to protect us from us.

    5) No 1st Amendment in Gun Forums -
    Gun forums in general are anti-First amendment. They control the news and flow of information much like the TASS-News-Agency in the former USSR.

    6) Avoid getting in a discussion with a Mod -
    Do not get in a discussion with any mods. Like I said, they are God like and you should never argue with God. If you find yourself accidentally getting in a discussion with a Mod, just agree with everything he says.

    7) Must kiss ass to the right people -
    Knowing who's ass to kiss will prevent you from getting a bannage.

    8 ) Menstrual Cycle -
    It helps to figure out the menstrual cycles of the Mods to figure out the time of the month where you should not Post at all. Posting anything during these times might get you a bannage.

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    Re: Gun Forum Rules to new members

    I've heard the SIG forum can be like that. Very little experience on that one though...except that it took 2 months to get approved. ???
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    Re: Gun Forum Rules to new members

    Quote Originally Posted by BuddyChryst View Post
    I've heard the SIG forum can be like that. Very little experience on that one though...except that it took 2 months to get approved. ???
    pretty much all Gun Forums follow these rules except for here and the FALFiles

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    You forgot to mention that the ratio of non-gun owners to actual gun owners must be kept to at least 10:1 so the level of "which one should I get" posts doesn't fall below the quota.
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    Re: Gun Forum Rules to new members

    Quote Originally Posted by EricCartmann View Post
    5) No 1st Amendment in Gun Forums -
    Gun forums in general are anti-First amendment. They control the news and flow of information much like the TASS-News-Agency in the former USSR.
    The First Amendment limits government power. It does not apply to private parties. Are these government run gun forums?
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    Re: Gun Forum Rules to new members

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAiello View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by EricCartmann View Post
    5) No 1st Amendment in Gun Forums -
    Gun forums in general are anti-First amendment. They control the news and flow of information much like the TASS-News-Agency in the former USSR.
    Are these government run gun forums?
    That'll be the day! ;D

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    Re: Gun Forum Rules to new members

    Don't the other gun forums have another rule:

    9) Ban EricCartmann

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    Quote Originally Posted by davek View Post
    Don't the other gun forums have another rule:

    9) Ban EricCartmann
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    Great post EC, I will remember and tread lightly. i must be doing something wrong because I have never been banned from a forum (I was warned once though). :duh:
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