Shit I'm a fat fuck but I've seen the local feild office folk. I'm not pressed. I appreciate the humor and concern.While I appreciate your humor, and understand exactly where it comes from.....I hope it's without cost. Can't forget, those guys wake up early, take vitamins, do pushups when they roll outta bed thinking about the jump they're getting on the day....stoked to ruin lives in any way they can.
I'd make sure the claymore roomba is charged up before you crash.