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Questions That Must Be Answered
1. Can you cry underwater?
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
3. What disease did cured ham actually have?
4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?
8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
10. Why is is a parkway when you drive on it?
11. Why is it a driveway when you park on it?
12. Why is it a "ham" burger when its made from beef?
13. If superman (not aussie) is bullet proof, why does he duck when the gun is thrown at him?
1. Can you cry underwater?
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
3. What disease did cured ham actually have?
4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?
8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
10. Why is is a parkway when you drive on it?
11. Why is it a driveway when you park on it?
12. Why is it a "ham" burger when its made from beef?
13. If superman (not aussie) is bullet proof, why does he duck when the gun is thrown at him?