Questions That Must Be Answered
1. Can you cry underwater?
Yeah, and cut myself to...
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Charity
3. What disease did cured ham actually have?
AIDS
4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
Deaf people usually make all sorts of funny noises, so for almost every one else in the court yes...
5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?...
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Gives them time to lace a button Camera into their outfit...
7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?
Because he is a professor, not a mechanic... he is no longer capable of working on a simple intellectual level...
8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Yes...
9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
I only sang it in my head...
10. Why is is a parkway when you drive on it?
To confuse foreigners
11. Why is it a driveway when you park on it?
To anger foreigners
12. Why is it a "ham" burger when its made from beef?
Damn Germans...
13. If superman (not Aussie) is bullet proof, why does he duck when the gun is thrown at him?
The size and speed difference, see bullets are small and fast, if they don't hit him, they may just hit someone behind him. So best to just take it. the gun being thrown is bigger and slower and wont go far or fast enough to kill any one behind him...
1. Can you cry underwater?
Yeah, and cut myself to...
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Charity
3. What disease did cured ham actually have?
AIDS
4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?
Deaf people usually make all sorts of funny noises, so for almost every one else in the court yes...
5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?...
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Gives them time to lace a button Camera into their outfit...
7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?
Because he is a professor, not a mechanic... he is no longer capable of working on a simple intellectual level...
8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Yes...
9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
I only sang it in my head...
10. Why is is a parkway when you drive on it?
To confuse foreigners
11. Why is it a driveway when you park on it?
To anger foreigners
12. Why is it a "ham" burger when its made from beef?
Damn Germans...
13. If superman (not Aussie) is bullet proof, why does he duck when the gun is thrown at him?
The size and speed difference, see bullets are small and fast, if they don't hit him, they may just hit someone behind him. So best to just take it. the gun being thrown is bigger and slower and wont go far or fast enough to kill any one behind him...