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One of my range buddies sent this to me.....

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

*******'s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.'
 

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I think I am a Repub-neck! Definitely not a Demo........I mean Victocrat!
Ya, I went to the GEORGE BUSH school of english.

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As a Libertarian I must say my response would be:

Bang, bang, bang

Turns to family, "and you see kids, this is why we don't need to pay taxes to a government when we can take care of things ourselves"


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:laughposter: Good one!

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As a Libertarian I must say my response would be:

Bang, bang, bang

Turns to family, "and you see kids, this is why we don't need to pay taxes to a government when we can take care of things ourselves"


>:D




:D :D :D
 

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Reagan Conservative - rumble, rumble, grrrr, grrrr, Ka Boom, squish = :tank;

Walk softly and carry a tank, I always say.

Then, I would ask where the rest of them are and hunt them down.
 

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Hey Man! I LOVE this!! Of course, I am a Republican, but I am thinking more of being an Independent because of the lack of Our ability to refute the bs that the dems keep putting out and we've not got the balls or brains to knock them down! This last election was a poor showing. How we got, perhaps, the weakest candidate out of the bunch, is beyond me!
McCain is a HERO, but........
Sinker



One of my range buddies sent this to me.....

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

*******'s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.'




 

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I am an independent, but always vote conservative.

Always lived in the city, but dream of living in the hills.
My friends (and wife for that matter) refer to me as a city *******.
My wife on the other hand would call 911, run, and hope for the best. That is after she made sure I didn't call the terrorist any derogatory names.

Bang, bang, bang,......reload for me...

My kids 5 yr old daughter and 1 yr old son will be raised like their daddy.

P.S. Instead of the Glock 40, can I change it so I'd be carrying MaddogDan's Remmington smiley faced terrorist public relations enforcer?
 

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None of the above, obviously.

My response would be:

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Because I carry a 226 in .357 SIG with a 15-round mag.

And who would take a trophy with 15 holes in it to a taxidermist?

tk

VERY funny.
 

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Omg I loved that, it's seriously funny.

I'd shoot twice though, then look for more.
 

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I'm a conservative

That means i'm halfway between a Libertarian and a Republican these days.
 

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40/6.8 cal = Repub-neck ---- BANG, BANG, BANG!!

45/.308 Cal = Republican ---- BANG. one is all you need

5.56/9mm = *******. You are going to need all those rounds just to get him to the ground. Then reload a third time to kill him.
 

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I'm a conservative

That means i'm halfway between a Libertarian and a Republican these days.
Ah, a Republitarian! That's cool.

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Being that I am a High trained individual with my Glock 21C... ::) (I know I am USAF and I'm not as well traided as you Arm, Ranger, SF, SEAL, Marine types). I fly a computer all day... ;D

It would be in quick succession: bang, bang, bang!!!.... Two to the chest and one in the head. Dead is dead... Besides ammo is so much more expensive these days got to conserve.
 

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Bang, tell the virgins I said Hi.

But I'd only be shooting til he hit the ground, anything more and I'm sure some one out there would be blaming me for the whole thing.
 

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