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Are you telling me to beware 'cause I'll tell you where to be!

 

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Instead of a horse how about a cute kitten chasing a butterfly or a fluffy bunny chewing on a carrot? The folks down the road where I grew up had horses and would always ride them everywhere. Dodging the road apples on a bike was an olympic sport for us. It left me scarred.

 

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Usually I color them. My latest victim's shipment was not coinciding with UPS pickup times, however, and I was cut short.

You would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and thier dog!


I told my wife about it and she thought it was about the funniest thing she had heard all day.