[Ranly]

This has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long long time...
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[variablebinary]

I seriously havent laughed that hard in a looong time. That was freaking hilarious.

 

[Ranly]

My god I still haven't finished reading it all and its 1:04am and I gotta go to Tennessee tomorrow err later to day...
Its hard to believe these guys are serious!!!
Truly amazing...

 

[sterling99]

I can not believe you guys have never seen that. It really is great.

Every time I see a mall security guard all i can think of is where he is hiding his "Colt RO 6033"

 

[gunner69]

Hey Aussie doesn't Mall Ninja remind you of someone who used to visit here? Whoops, well slap my mouth!!! :duh:

 

[Machine_Man]

oh my, it is always good to know that rent-a-cop is packing heat. I hope that they can help me next time i'm at the mall and neo-nazi show up with full auto AK's and the cops just happen NOT to respond.

I say MALL NINJAS Unite!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:



(code: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo > has been issued all mall ninjas are to report to top secret underground bunker, located in Starbucks. ;D)

 

[tk]

Unbelievable.

Talk about someone who needs to be on medication.

The scary part is the thought that this idiot might really have a gun.

tk

 

[TerraShrewsbury]

lol I've read that. It's awesome.

 

[EricCartmann]

That was funny.

This guy to me is the typical gun guy (only on a much larger scale). The typical gun guy might not be an outright liar like Glock45 was, but they all tend to brag about what they can do, what they have done, and how good of a shot they are.

I like the motorcycle racing crowd better, in racing you knew who the fast guys were so there was no need to talk and brag. The results on the race track spoke for themselves, either you won or you did not win. Motorcycle racers should be the most cocky fella's, but we all are humble because we know there is always someone faster than us.

 

[DL021]

I gotta say that it seemed to me that the thing was staged. Someone with more time than sense was putting people on, at least with the SOCOM guy, who was egging the other guy on. Memberships are free and people who are amusing themselves and friends can do silly crap all day long.

I still laughed my ass off......

 

[Phalanx]

Sure this was funny ,But don't you guys think there is something just a little Psychotic going on here ?
This guy is living in this fantasy world ,and he seems to become agitated when he is confronted ,making the fantasy even go to the point of hallucinations.
In Defending Todd Baily ,the only person ever banned by the entire gun community , shows he is feeling picked on ,and in some way he can relate to Todd's experience.
I am in no way any kind of specialist in this ,but my Sister is ,I sent her this for a laugh ,she wrote back and wasn't laughing.

 

[Ranly]

It sounds staged, it sounds like something someone with a random sense of humor would write. They would write it because the responses are funny. I've written a lot of weird stories before because I find peoples reactions funny. Point is don't analyze it take it for face value and enjoy it...

 

[EricCartmann]

It sounds staged, it sounds like something someone with a random sense of humor would write. They would write it because the responses are funny. I've written a lot of weird stories before because I find peoples reactions funny. Point is don't analyze it take it for face value and enjoy it...

+1 to that.

I also find most people get really defensive when you confront them on anything.

 

[roughneck2zero]

That was really entertaining. Havent stopped laughing yet. I've wondered what all this "mall ninja" stuff was about.