Exactly Mjorin!
You know what I'm talkin'bout!
How can they even begin to attach a monetary value to that!? Vietnam Tiger Stripe Camo is head and shoulders the baddest assed camo created to date. It'll knock a tenth off your 40, add a tenth to your paycheck, make men respect you, make women want you, make you invincible to rum, scotch, whiskey, all bourbons, any drug that comes in the form of an oval pill and skeezy hookers. It'll make blind men see, fat guys slim and will turn the hottest girl you know bi for one night with the second hottest girl you know...at your house. In your bed. With you. Not many people know this but along with the ten commandments guess what else God gave moses that day....you godamn right. He came down from that mountain lookin' fly as hell. Tiger stripe BDU's, which is the actual reason those ancient hardasses were able to survive their vacay in the sandbox. In addition to that Tiger Stripe Camo will make you run faster, jump higher and last longer in bed when those two ladies come a callin'.
Hell, you ever hear the expression the tiger's earned his stripes? Well, back in the day there were 2 colors of Tigers. Vietnam Tiger Stripes tigers and pussy orange and black tigers. When the pussy tigers got through selection they got their Vietnam tiger stripes. Eventually though, the handfull of Vietnam Tigers realized that most of the rest of the tigers were big vaginas and would never pass muster.....so they all built ferrari motherfucking space ships and left. Now all we have are the weakassed yellow and black sons of bitches who are basically cowering puddles dull teeth compared to their ancestors. Point being that saying a tiger has earned his stripes is a compliment of the highest order. Only 7 tigers actually earned their stripes.
Sure to most 2700.00 for what to the untrained eye appears to be just another one of so many gussied up paper slayers may seem like a lot..... but for this heavenly boom stick too much? Hardly sir.....hardly......this man has obviously fallen on hard times or accidentally left a zero out.