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These are the Top Ten Things Cartmann does to occupy after being banned from the forums.



10) Worked on decapping, resizing, and trimming the badly malformed 7.62x51 NATO machine gun brass I got from FALfiles.







9) Flower Arranging - Ninja's must also work on the right side of the brain, the creative side. Flower Arranging helps you do this.





8] Gas Mask Training - Ninja's must learn to breath while waxing the car with gas mask on, wax on, wax off.





7) Bird Watching - Ninja's must be observant and be aware of their surroundings. Bird Watching helps you do this.





6) Practiced my golf game by chipping golf wiffle balls in the spa





5) Practice my level-IV melon slicing skills before I test for it.





4) Practiced my Tasering skills on Kenny





3) Played Vietnam War reinactment with my friends




2) Practiced sleeping in the bathtub - Don't know why I need to practice sleeping in the bath tub, but I saw Will Smith do it in the documentary "I am Legend" so I better learn how just in case the world gets over run by vampires.





AND THE NUMBER ONE THING CARTMANN DOES TO OCCUPY WHILE SERVING FORUM BANS................


1) VISIT MISS MANNERS WEBSITE TO LEARN HOW TO "POLITELY DISAGREE WITH THE HSLD COOL KIDS SO I DON'T HURT THEIR IDDY BIBBY FEELINGS THAT RESULTS IN ME GETTTING FORUM BANS! (already too late for xdtalk.com, Calguns.net, M4carbine.net, AR15.com, m14firingline.com, and now the LWRCforums)
 

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Hilarious. ;D

Thanks for sharing. That was mildly amusing. 8)
 

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man, every time I see that pool I get the urge to dispose of you and steal your identity. :mad:
 

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Four words Cartmann:....too.....much.....free......time. Is the ninja industry experiencing a slowdown? Why aren't you out there making our malls safe? But seriously, thanks for the laughs ;D

Btw, I didn't know you were a Red Sox fan.
 

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I grew up an A's fan, but lived in both Boston and New Hampshire (Red Sox country) and got cuaght up in the moment during their first World Series run. I also have friends in the Chicago area so I also get caught in the whole Cubs thing. I pretty much like losers hahahaha..

For Football, the Raiders and only the Raiders. I despise the Pats and Bears.

I just hate the Yankees.
 

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Perfect choice of side arm for a ninja!

Well done, I wish it was a top twenty list.
 

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I grew up an A's fan, but lived in both Boston and New Hampshire (Red Sox country) and got cuaght up in the moment during their first World Series run. I also have friends in the Chicago area so I also get caught in the whole Cubs thing. I pretty much like losers hahahaha..

For Football, the Raiders and only the Raiders. I despise the Pats and Bears.

I just hate the Yankees.
Hey I am going to the Raiders game vs the Patriots on December 14th.
 

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Perfect choice of side arm for a ninja!

Well done, I wish it was a top twenty list.
i like my new sidearm, i use to use a sig but i wanted to go bigger caliber... but i do admit the sig is a bit faster when it comes to reloading. maybe i just to practice?
 

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man, every time I see that pool I get the urge to dispose of you and steal your identity. :mad:
I don't think you are the only one.. my forum list is getting thinner and thinner :eek:
 

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Hey I am going to the Raiders game vs the Patriots on December 14th.
nice, should be for the AFC homefield advantage throughout the playoffs.
 

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I grew up an A's fan, but lived in both Boston and New Hampshire (Red Sox country) and got cuaght up in the moment during their first World Series run. I also have friends in the Chicago area so I also get caught in the whole Cubs thing. I pretty much like losers hahahaha..

For Football, the Raiders and only the Raiders. I despise the Pats and Bears.

I just hate the Yankees.
Who doesn't hate the Yankees? I am more of a National league fan but when Clemens pitched for the sox, I became a de facto fan. Growing up in Texas, I was hard pressed for a good baseball team so I became a fan of the O's, Red Sox and Cardinals. Football was a different story. I grew up in Dallas so I was a big Cowboy fan, especially the Landry years.

Btw, Josh Beckett graduated from our local High School.
 

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haaaa haaa thats great. I see that Mrs Cartman likes the spa on the "who needs a man" setting. :D

I heard you enjoy sport bike riding too?
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i use to race both road and MX, I was more serious into road though, not so much anymore... someday i do plan to pick up both a MX and roadracer again.
 

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I grew up an A's fan, but lived in both Boston and New Hampshire (Red Sox country) and got cuaght up in the moment during their first World Series run. I also have friends in the Chicago area so I also get caught in the whole Cubs thing. I pretty much like losers hahahaha..

For Football, the Raiders and only the Raiders. I despise the Pats and Bears.

I just hate the Yankees.

DMAC looked GOOD tonight. Reports from camp about him are pretty amazing.
 

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yeah DMAC is the man. All the Fantasy sites are already projecting him as a 2nd rounder. I like Fargas, the Raiders leading rusher last year, but he has nothing on DMac and MBush. Both of these guys look like they are going to be around a long time.

The Raiders running game is truly amazing. Even Rankin and Echemandu got quality carries tonight. It is a shame they can't keep 5. Echemandu had an amazing camp, but looks like he will be on his way out.
 

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http://www.cookingforengineers.com

On the subject of Ninjas and Cooking. This is my favorite cooking site, I've probably made half of the recipes on there and all have been successful and very tasty. One thing that I really like about them is that he leaves a lot of room to grow (and the recipes are super easy to follow).

So far, my favorite recipes are: Beef Stroganoff, Oven Baked Chicken and Rice, New England Clam Chowder.

There are also articles about different knives and other cooking gear. He has some experimental recipes and articles about different cooking methods.
 

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Isn't falling asleep in the bath tub somewhere around the 7th largest cause of death in America ???
A guy who works with me was a para medic in LA ,he told us once the weirdest thing he ever saw was these people who get all Drugged up and Drunk then pass out in a Hot Tub.
he said it would slow cook them , It happened so much they even had a special net for fishing them out because you couldn't grab them .
The first time he saw this it was 5 people in a huge Tub , How could 5 people pass out all at once ? or they were so stoned they didn't care.
 
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