[Ranly]

Ok, it looks like several of us have already "misplaced" our firearms so we have no worries, but should guns be banned, what happend to yours? This Topic is to share your out of the box explanation of how it happened, most creative person gets...respect???

 

[i303]

I seriously hope that this forum doesn't turn into yet another "tin foil hat alliance" network which had ruined many other gun forums.

First off, there will not be an all out gun ban in our lifetime unless our entire government has been replaced with.......who knows, whatever.

There will be gun restrictions that is as costly to enact as it is to fight. I believe there will be another AWB in the next ten years similar to the last.

And if they do come a'knocking, ask for a warrant. If there isn't one then say, "We are done here" and shut the door. It's as simple as that.

 

[Ranly]

Very true, this isnt meant to be a serious post, its just for the hummor...

 

[i303]

Oh.

In that case I'd tell them that my monkey has them right now and i don't know where he is at, sorry.

 

[TerraShrewsbury]

Ignore the knocks... pretend you passed out in the tub, and didn't hear.

 

[Juicespeare1]

Well, this is kinda a sore subject with me, especially being in proximity to the southern border.

But, I'd have to say ... "No habla ingles."

Sad, but true.

 

[TEXAS SOLFTAIL]

X-WIFE got them during our divorce, go get her! Watch out she highly armed & dangerous! (some truth this one)

 

[Aussie Arms]

Hey Buddy,

I'm one of the good guys. Here's my Monkey in the Trunky Badge!

 

[Ranly]

Your X-wife took your guns of all things!!!??? Thats messed up, I would've kicked her in the shin and run away for that. 8)

 

[Aussie Arms]

Then they would have come for you for domestic violence and taken your guns anyway! ;D

"I fought the law and the law won, I fought the law and the law won!"

;D

 

[Ranly]

That still hurts 13 years worth of guns gone... that requires a moment of silence... The laws sexist! (justkidding, Some laws make me happy) dose she even shoot or is she just going to turn them into a pawn shop or 1/3 their value? Its an outrage maby Ill become a lawyer and only take cases protecting divorcing mens fire arms, on second thought, that job would suck, and besides maby the chick is more responsible. She probly gets the car & house to, or you keep the house but lose all thats in it... Ill shut up now.

 

[magikbullet]

My stuff would be buried long before they ever came knocking... I might even have a few beat to shit c & r guns to give them as I cry and make a big scene as a bluff

 

[UDT]

Guns, what guns are you talking about? I am sorry but you have the wrong person and address. ???

 

[Ranly]

I have an idea to get even for you texas, first Ill marry a prostitute, second Ill kill and bury her in your wifes new back yard, then Ill sue your wife for the loss of my...beloved??? and that way Ill get all my marriage creatures belongings and your wifes. Ill give you your wifes stuff then you can get even to by selling it at a pawn shop. its a win win plan on our side!!!

 

[admin]

I have an idea to get even for you texas, first Ill marry a prostitute, second Ill kill and bury her in your wifes new back yard, then Ill sue your wife for the loss of my...beloved??? and that way Ill get all my marriage creatures belongings and your wifes. Ill give you your wifes stuff then you can get even to by selling it at a pawn shop. its a win win plan on our side!!!

I'm sure you were just joking around but I don't think that was appropriate. Please don't joke about murdering people on this forum. Thanks!

 

[Ranly]

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[Master of Scholastics]

What's a gun, officer?

 

[Aussie Arms]

 

[Aussie Arms]

--Yeeeeee Hawwwwww! This Gun Sucker!

 

[TerraShrewsbury]

Now, see, I could say "What's a gun, officer?" and someone might believe me.